You are absolutely right! I hate when I hear “possible side effects include shortness of breath, slurred speech, swelling in your face or tongue, problems with vision or balance, chest pain, seizures, nervousness, and suicidal thoughts!â€
I’m only 5’4″ so I am somewhat cncerned about the shortness of limbs. Bleeding from the eyes doesn’t sound too good either. I am wondering though if Zombie By is in for a species change.
Sounds like the same lists you hear on those drug commercials! 🙂
I left out “problems with urination,” I didn’t think there was much humor in it.
Ha, ha, that’s some potion!
It’s rather strong stuff!
Nice, exactly…but I’ll be avoiding that 😉 lol
Run away! Run away!
Ah, ha, ha! This gag is right up my alley! Those warnings they do in commercials always crack me up!
They do that with radio commercials, too, and it drives me up a wall!
No one reads the fine print.
It’s all good until you look in the mirror and see a Sumatran orangutan looking back at you.
still those side effects are not as bad as some prescription medicines
You are absolutely right! I hate when I hear “possible side effects include shortness of breath, slurred speech, swelling in your face or tongue, problems with vision or balance, chest pain, seizures, nervousness, and suicidal thoughts!â€
Definitely not FDA approved.
The FDA is afraid of this stuff.
I wonder who the unsuspecting victim will be? Hopefully it won’t end up in Gorr’s Kibbles ‘n Bits!
Something like that would probably only give Gorr gas.
I never read those things. Maybe I should start.
I usually don’t either. I’m going to make sure I do if I ever order a potion online!
Just look for that undead label!
You may have to dig around a little bit before you find it…
It didn’t come with a “child prove cap” prove it works on a child first before u use it? 🙂
I’d like to remind readers that they shouldn’t try this potion at home!
I’m only 5’4″ so I am somewhat cncerned about the shortness of limbs. Bleeding from the eyes doesn’t sound too good either. I am wondering though if Zombie By is in for a species change.
Being a bit height-challenged myself, I can’t afford to lose even a millimeter! A species change would do wonders for ZB but I doubt he’d go for it.
Yeah – Unfortunately you can get anything on the internet these days.
And heaven help you if you complain to them about their bad customer service!
May change species? I like the sound of that too. I’d hope for a kangaroo so I can become an expert boxer.
And who needs a backpack when you’ve got a pouch?
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What are the bad side effects?
I don’t want to know…
Thinking about it, I’ve eaten at many fast food restaurants whose products should carry the same label!
I’ve gotten food poisoning from fast food, and believe me, it IS a curse!